Sending out a few well-deserved thank you’s:

To those inventive chatters tonight that discussed designs for an entire wardrobe for their dogs. I was able to fold 3 loads of laundry while you debated Footwear For Fido. Thanks

To those that played name this lady’s unborn twins for an hour. I was able to devour a box of Milk Duds without stopping to pause even once. My ass sends its thanks.

To the woman that decided at the last minute that an order of fries at Wendy’s was more important than warning me about this sudden change of plans. My sticky DrPepper face and bloody lip where the cup hit my mouth at 45 mph thanks you.

To the smuck that offered free hand jobs exactly 3 minutes before I was scheduled to get off work. Thanks for the extra 20 minutes of report time asshole.

To the makers of Nytol. My weary -but wired- body thanks you.

Sweet dreams