MB1 was supposed to be over here tonight since the shows started. Shameless and all that jazz… Liar.

Kinda of quiet without the cell phones. Wonder how much shit I’m missing. But he’s right. They can suck a butt. They sent me a nastygram email this morning. Pay the current bill or be cancelled. Then cancel me please. We will sign up for straight talk and save some money. Been with att for 13 years, and have only just now been late. Nice. Smooch my ass. I always pay my bills with gratitude. I might just wipe my ass with the last att one.

Enough nasty talk…..

Tomorrow – remember – tomorrow is the day I take responsibility for my health. Only 3 dp’s. That’s liable to kill me. Maybe I should start out small. Like only 8 dp’s. I”M JUST KIDDING!! I don’t drink 8 dp’s a day. Maybe 6.

Back to school tomorrow. Back to work. Not me. It’s back to the gym. Wish it wasn’t 15 minutes down the road.

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Michelle – I need you to whip out the magic wand and target my belly as a exercise. I’ve decided I’m keeping my boobs and my butt, and the belly is going to go byebye the first 4 days. How’s that for realistic? Seriously, holy ggeeeebbboholies…..i’m carrying around a serious spare tire.