Ian’s bowling party went a-ok. Kids had fun. Adults did too I think.
I’m just in a bleh mood. Probably because I’ve been skipping my pills. HAVE TO STOP SKIPPING PILLS!! I don’t know why I am. I just am. I just forget and when I remember, it’s like – oh well – tomorrow. It’s always tomorrow. I’m a knucklehead.
Smooth Tums taste ALMOST like candy. I can ALMOST convince myself it is. Like a shitty candy. Not a smartie. No, not a smartie. SMarties are miraculous. They are actually tiny lasers that shoot beams of light into your tongue, and after so many shots of light, your tongue starts to throb, and then it catches on fire and you still want to suck them smarties down even though you’re a fucking idiot and they’ll just fire more shots of light into your tongue but it’s so goooooooooood. Smarties always win.
Did you know that smarties look tiny but they pack an assload. An assload. As in, my what a large ass you have there angie. what a large ass indeed.
Tomorrow – hold me accountable.
I will drink more water.
I will drink less dp.
I will work out at least 3 times a week.
I will stop eating so much candy.
I will try on said bikini every day until it doesn’t make me puke seeing my reflection in the mirror. Realistically, how long will it take me to lose 20lbs and lose this belly? 3 months? 2 months? 4 months? Longer? Gawd, I better get busy.