We are doing the automobile shuffle this morning. Cleaning out MB2′s car so we can junk it for $300. Then we’ll go get “Gloria”, MB2′s new van. I just erased what I wrote because it sounded disrespectful and ungrateful. Use your imagination to recreate  my words. MB2 is snippy because we’re doing this today. He was sleeping and had plans today. Tough noogie. He wants the van, he’s gotta go. He’s on the title for his car, so he has to go do that too. Sometimes it sucks.

K – he’s not sad anymore. Mommy made it all better by telling him that we’ll split the scrapper’s loot. And we’ll take him to meet up with his friends in KC. He’s got a lighter step now. He’s so emotional. Wonder where he gets that from.

SMarties really hurt after the first 30 rolls. Don’t eat that many. Your tongue will fall out.

Bastards with the van said they’d bring it to us after the 26th. Lie. That guy said he doesn’t deliver. Like I called the pizza man or some shit. Asshole. I was only quoting the Car Santa. Both of them ……. never mind.

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My nails look awesome. My daughter’s nails look awesome-er. She has those slender long nails and mine are short and squatty. Makes me envious.

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Ok, time to start my day. Have a good one.