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December 27, 2012

Annual Visit to the search terms department

boobs pop out – I do have this problem with most of my bras. It’s not a good problem, it means I have gained more weight and my bras don’t fit now.

now christmas – this was on the list 87 times. I don’t know how I became the poster boy for this shitty music, but be certain that I do not listen nor sell nor endorse the Now christmas cd. WHich I will now move up the ranks in the search world by posting this.

power rangers dvd – this was listed 63 times on the terms. Again, not sure why. I must have mentioned them and since the kids still play with this shit, I guess it’s sort of relevant. better than doodlbops.

dance moves – two left feet here. move along.

peter pan in return to neverland – 55 times on this one. For those searching – i hate peter pan. so fuck off. that should do it.

boobs pop out of shirt – sigh

buying a house sucks – yes it can. I won’t know for awhile because with our credit i won’t be able to get a book of the month club membership, let alone a house.

sonic sex – i don’t know what that is exactly, but considering how hard it is to have regular sex in this house as it is, i doubt I’ll ever find out.

sexy breakfast – that sounds nice.

my boobs pop out – sorry. see above.

too fat for her jeans – who is? me? screw you. why have you seen me? do i look bad? screw you.

fucking pills – i feel for you , i really do, but you have to take those pills like it or not.

too fat to wear a bikini -  screw you too.

tits pop out of shirt – ………

i hate my jeans – i love mine, but i just can’t fit into them. so i guess i hate mine too. screw you jeans.

tits pop out – shut the fuck up already.

i suffer a lot when i m creating.when work is done i feel empty – is this some starving artist/crazed artist shit i don’t understand? whatever. you screw off too. my creativity fell through a giant hole in the floor carved out by the meds. don’t feel sorry for you in the slightest.

boobs pop – there can’t be that many people with this problem.

sex experiment – i’m in. well wait. what kind of experiment?

belly too fat – trying to make me cry? guess what? screw you too.

wearing strong glasses – not really strong. just needed. been wearing them all day for two days now. aren’t you proud of me? Probably why i have no headache.

hot fucking walls – i don’t what to say to this.

angie – i see i’ve used my name a few too many times. this was on the list 22 times.

cant fit my jeans sexy – me neither. 2013 is a new year. let’s lose this assfat together.

mork and mindy costumes – what?

i don t know what the fuck to do with my hair for prom – my hair was fucked up for prom because i let my mother’s friend do it and i cried uncontrollably for an hour before my date showed. whatever you decide – practice practice practice.

she wouldn t wear glasses – you shouldn’t talk about people.

lick her ass – beg pardon?

boobs pop out shirt – geezus

thank you for doing your part to scare the shit out of a mexican today – sorry, i don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but i laughed good and loud for a long time.

mork and mindy costume – again, what are you wanting here? and why?

my butt in levi s is fantastic – mine used to be. don’t brag.

my new glasses make me dizzy – keep at it. you’ll adjust.

knocked the little guy out of the boat – first i scared the poor mexican, and now i’m knocking people out of the boat? my gawd, how far i’ve fallen.

turn my asshole into a hallway – i’m quite sure i didn’t do this. you might want to see a doctor.

i have no insurance where should i have my baby – leaning toward a hospital on this one. insurance or not.

someone having a heart attack – shouldn’t be reading my blog.

sitting naked by the phone – love that song. unless you’re being literal, and then i’d like it if you didn’t call me.

hey you out there on your own sitting naked by the phone – really? both of you?

when boobs pop out – people obviously go in search of my blog

your face makes me want to vomit – that’s a fine how do you do. you can screw off too.

mork calling orson come in orson – omfgosh – all you searchers out there – i hope your search brings you to this post and you can hear me say – i hate mork and mindy. mork always creeped me out. their kid made me run screaming from the room. stop coming here looking for that shit. ~shudder~

eat my ass and shut the fuck up already – same to ya

michelle ang bra size – michelle? this a fan of yours? i don’t give a shit – i’m a 32dd. happy?

i am fat because of my medication – me too. i’m also fat because the food keeps jumping into my mouth.

boob glasses – at least they’re not popping out.

pop out boobs – i had to jinx it.

boobs out of shirt

dealing with duchenne 2012 – very sorry to hear that. here if you’d like to talk.

my boobs popped out of my shirt – I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!

buying a home sucks – it can. but be thankful as well.

tight little bums – I LOVE me some tight little bums. mike alstott’s especially.

boobs popping out of t-shirt

nude protest – sorry, can’t say i’ve ever attended one. not ruling it out however. but let me lose some weight soon. obviously there are others tracking the way my boobs and belly and jeans look.

i wear reading glasses now – so do i . who gives a shit.

gerry rafferty – is awesome. what of it?

house buying sucks – good gawd. then don’t buy one. stay in the dwelling you’re in now and stfu.

if he has something to drink he ll wet the bed – then don’t give him liquid. use your head.

shit sandwich – why are you searching my blog for this?

tits pop out while driving – well that’s a new one.

im staying home from school today in my closet – lol – whatever floats your boat.

miss angie book 1 – book1 , like there are others? i’m flattered.

what grade level is babe i m gonna leave you by led zeppelin – what grade level? huh?

my boobs are out – well put them sumbitches back in and buy a bigger bra.

2 Comments »

  1. 38 b. Losing weight does have its disadvantages.

    And who the hell wants to know this shit???

    Michelle | December 27, 2012 | 4:23 pm

  2. It’s 4:46 AM and I’m sitting here snickering my ass off.

    WTF is up with people?

    Wendy | December 29, 2012 | 4:48 am

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